What is the definition of Arkansas Medical Research?

Arkansas medical research is like trying to herd moose with a PhD in biology but instead of deer, we're dealing with medically curious patients who think they're under a magical Arkansas spell that cures all ailments instantly. Imagine a scenario where the research center's lab coat is drenched in the antiseptic of a "cure-all" serum, and instead of antibiotics, it's just a bizarre blend of herbs and conspiracy theories about Arkansas's secret government experiment on 'natural healing.'

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Edgy example: "Arkansas medical researchers, after testing the new 'iracle' Arkansas herb blend, declared it a 'breakthrough' in treating cancer, but when they presented their findings at the annual 'Cure-It-Yourself Medicine' conference, the room erupted in a cacophony of horror stories about 'chemotherapy side effects' caused by 'overdosing on 'natural remedies'."